swimminginmainstream:

held a door open for a girl today and didn’t even get a blowjob. so tired of getting friend zoned.



thotpocket:

i love u


I’m charming.



My recorded voice sounds awful and I’m pretty sure my IRL voice is worse.



zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*



i wanna get weird with someone. drank n smoke.

:c



Everything is temporary.
3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them

(Source: lunacrystals)



a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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Anonymous asked:
Why not fall in love?

brianashanee:

I got shit to do