Anonymous asked:
I could hear the white in your voice from that Spanish

Growing up, my Latino family has been at war with “should we teach Yoli Spanish or nah?”
The “nah” won, therefore I sound like a cracker when I try to speak it. 






ramblingsofafish lol

(Source: meganondorf)



¡¡¡¡NO ME FUCKIN IMPORTA!!!!



wash up, coffee, smoke, maybe go to the mall, idk….

i love you







curtisplease:

plowjob:

what would the foot version of fisting be called

a huge mistake



So what. If I die, I die.
Morrissey (via ill-be-your-king)


only 2012 kids remember this
  • tourist: excuse me, could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
  • new yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual italian restaurant