held a door open for a girl today and didn’t even get a blowjob. so tired of getting friend zoned.
My recorded voice sounds awful and I’m pretty sure my IRL voice is worse.
*black couple living in a haunted house*
wife: the house haunted
husband: we out this bitch
i wanna get weird with someone. drank n smoke.
3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything
Why not fall in love?